Ah Beng - Bet you he won't jump

One day, Ah Beng when to a a bar. As he was watching the television the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the guy next to Ah Beng. "Bet you $10 he won't," said Ah Beng.

Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. Ah Beng hand out his money to the guy next to him. "You win"

"I can't take your money," said the guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."

"No, no. Take it," said Ah Beng. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"